Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Part 2 of the Crazy Psycho Princpal

To be continued... Now back to the story the. The principal swung by his legs on handle bars, ran down slides, belly flopped on the Roley Polly, and hit the swing back and forth back and forth. The kids just stared in complete silence struck silly then they ran inside and saw the most horrifying sight known to man the teachers parting it was weird teachers eating chips and dip the men swing there shirts around and the dudes and girls flirting it was CREEPY so they ran back to there houses
SHRIEKING and hiding in there houses there parents why they were acting like babies there answerer was go to the school they went there then they were white when they got home here's a parents point of view that I interviewed.'' Hi I'm Dave.'' ''Sir we just want to know what happened we don't need to know your life story.'' ''Ok sorry so any way I got to the school and saw a bunch of teachers parting so we ran to the playground then we saw the principal go berserk so they went in hiding then the principal chased us all around the school and the teachers just watched and laughed like it was a movie so we fled the school.'' ''Thank you sir''
To be continued...
hope you guys liked that story but watch your sleep
love COLE!!!!!!!!!

Monday, July 15, 2013

My Three Part Series of the Crasiest Story Ever Part 1

Hey viewers I know I have not written in my blog for awhile but this will be one of the best story's ever it is called The Crazy Psycho Principal [ principals please take no offense] here it goes. Once upon a really really fake time ago. There was a principal who was very evil who used learning for evil. Once he made a new holiday for every day called no recess forever. One day the principal was SO tired of doing evil that he said'' oh my gosh i do so much for these kids i even make them have no lunch i love my job but I'm SO tired.'' So then something finally snapped in  his head then it got crazy. He ran out to the lunch room it was his least favorite day everyone eat lunch day he was so crazy that he screamed arrrrrrglart then he threw his tie at a girl who was eating a burger then she said ''Ugg you got your tie all over my burger.'' Then he threw his shirt at the girls teacher then she said '' Omg you just got your shirt all over my teacher!! GET HIM!!!!!!'' So they all ran after him until he reached the play ground. To be continued...
Hope you guys enjoyed that blog post more coming soon
love Cole who is boss

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Anothor Story With Cole

 Another day a new story hope you guys like it. Once upon a time there was a girl named Emily who was pretty very pretty hot in fact and nice all the dudes in her school had crushes on her except her best friend Blake. Emily also had some enemies her biggest enemy was a girl who was very jealous she was second hottest girl in her school her name was Skye [Any one with these names take no offense ] one day Skye found a cave and later a witch that said she could give Skye power. So Skye demanded power the witch said no then she started begging then the witch got annoyed gave Skye power but not the power she asked for the power to turn to a monster any time the witch wanted the witch said it would take a little while for the power to kick in she was okay with that. Later that day at Emily and Blake were eating lunch [Skye skipped school in the morning ] when Skye showed up as a blood thirsty monster she said Emily Blake in a voice that shook the earth the monster was big and purple. First it went after Blake he ran and ran and ran but the monster was just to fast then it ate Blake then Emily screamed [ she screamed cause she had a secret crush on Blake] then Emily ran up really fast faster than the monster and kissed its belly to honor Blake and to fake kiss him. Emily ran and ran and ran to the farthest she could but just while the monster was running it pooped then Blake came out of the poop then he ran to Emily covered in poop though he did not know were she was then a news paper flew right in his face it said monster attacks teenage girl at library and there was a picture it looked exactly like Emily soon he headed for the library but first he stopped for a burger. Later he hit the monster with a stick that did nothing to help him then he got eaten again but just before he got eaten Emily said she loved him then he got digested then she started to cry and run then sh found a rocket launcher then the Emily shot it at the monster it then the monster caught it and aimed it at the location of the witch the witch died and Skye turned back into a human and Blake came back but Skye came back as a vampire and hissed and flew away then here comes the gross  part Blake and Emily start to.
Hey viewers did you like my story if you did post me comments anyway.
Type you later.
From Cole

Friday, January 18, 2013

My new Style

Hey viwers I'm writing a story so funny you will cry yourself silly hope you like it. Once upon a time there was a dude named Derek [anyone named Derek I'm making this up so don't take offence cause I'm not talking about you] he was fat,smelly,and ugly he was an everything repellent especially girl repellent. All the dudes felt bad for him but were deathly afraid of him.But they were not afraid of his size or ugliness but of his burps and smells he has three levels of burps level 1 is knock out level 2 is killer level 3 is worse than death. He got his second power by someone making him so mad he died his last words were "don't make him mad and if you do beware the smell" later he learned to control it so he can blow at any moment and he has a after smell like a little stench that can also kill. One day the dudes did something really nice they found a girl just like Derek and sent her over. Later they met Derek just got done letting out his stink so when they met she died instantly yet she still rejected him she rejected him just before he died and he didn't even ask her out.
Did you like it tell me viwers post me a coment me if you like it.
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From Cole.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Im gonna do somthing new

hey viewers I'm  going to try something new I'm gonna try writing story's for awhile hope you like them I'll do one Friday.
Type you later
From Cole